Wednesday, May 9, 2012

During the 1930's Depression, John Gaston is a single father. How will his family survive? Author Interview with Rod Prendergast VBT Pit Stop May 9

Dinner With Lisa 

In the disastrous economic times of the 1930s, Joseph Gaston, a young widower with four children, arrives in the small town of Philibuster seeking security for his family. Instead, he faces barriers everywhere. He does his best despite great adversity, but the strain of feeding and protecting his family whittles away his strength. Finally, destitution forces him to consider giving up his children in order to save them. Enraged by his situation, he attempts one last desperate act—on the night he learns about the mysterious Lisa.

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R. L. (Rod) Prendergast was the entrepreneurial kid you saw on your neighbourhood street selling lemonade on a hot summer's day. Recognizing young Rod's preoccupation with money, his mother bribed him to read with an offer of 25 cents per book—and instilled in him a lifelong love of reading. Although he continued down the path of industry—he started and sold his first business before completing his Bachelor of Commerce—he continued to read voraciously. After a number of years working in sales, marketing and management for several companies he spent a year's sabbatical surfing and reading in New Zealand and, free of business pressures, he began to write. Those first words became the backbone of The Impact of a Single Eventwhich was long listed for the Independent Publishers Book Award for literary fiction, and which became a national bestseller in Canada. Spurred on by the success of his first novel, he took another sabbatical and wrote Dinner with Lisa. He is currently working on his next book.

Louise: Rod, welcome to my blog! I’m so excited you could join me for a chat. When did you first decide to submit your work to be published? Tell us what or who encouraged you to take this big step.

Rod: It’s great to be here. Thanks for inviting me. A number of years ago my wife and I moved to New Zealand so that she could continue her education. While we were there I didn’t have the same work pressures that I had in North America. As a result I began to spend a lot of time in the local libraries reading to my heart’s content. One day while I was reading an idea popped into my head. “Wouldn’t it be interesting to read a story about a diary that gets passed down from one generation to the next, where only one person per generation gets to add a story about a turning point in their life.” That was the initial idea for my novel The Impact of a Single Event. When we moved home, I found a freelance editor to help me whip my manuscript into shape. After a year of re-writing, I knew I had something. After that, it didn’t take anyone to encourage me. Fortunately, that novel became a national bestseller.

Louise: Please tell us a little about your new release Dinner with Lisa without giving too much of a spoiler away. I read a sample on Amazon and I have added it to my TBR list!

Rod: Dinner with Lisa is set during the Great Depression. Joseph Gaston, an unemployed widower with four young children, uproots his family and moves west because he’s been promised work. Once he arrives in the small town of Philibuster he finds that the job promised to him has been given to someone else. He has no money left to return him and his family back home so they’re forced to stay in Philibuster. While in Philibuster, Joseph is reunited with his prankster brother, known throughout town as the Great Henri. Thanks to the Great Henri, Joseph has some trouble with the law. So not only must Joseph find work and keep his family from starving, but he’s got to avoid the chief of police who is after him as well.


Excerpt

He looked up when Nolan suddenly exclaimed, “Dad!”
“What?” Joseph felt drained as he pulled the overalls from the suitcase.
“The baby isn’t moving!” Nolan sounded alarmed.
Clare had been crying all day; for the first time she was silent. “She’s sleeping,” Joseph said, his attention still on Sarah.
Nolan’s brown eyes were wide with panic. “But, Dad, she’s not breathing!”
The words brought Joseph instantly back to his feet. Bending over the baby, he studied her closely. Nolan was right. Clare showed no sign of life. Quickly Joseph put his face to Clare’s nose and mouth, and waited—prayed—for her to exhale. Nothing. Were her lips blue or was he imagining it? He wasn’t sure. “Christ!” he muttered, as he grabbed the limp infant from Nolan’s arms and shook her gently.
“Did she swallow something?” he barked at his son, startling nearby passengers.
“No,” Nolan said tensely, as he watched his father part the baby’s lips and investigate her mouth with his fingers.
Joseph balled up Cole’s overalls and placed them under Clare’s shoulders, arching her head back and opening her windpipe. In an effort to force air into her lungs, he drew her arms up and over her head. When that didn’t work he flipped her onto her belly, turned her head to the side, placed her hands beneath her chin, and lifted her elbows to expand her lungs. All this took less than a minute.
Joseph had never been so frightened. He had done everything he’d been taught in the army, but Clare still didn’t respond. Oblivious to the silence in the car and the distress of those around him, he began to strike Clare’s back. Again and again he struck, each time a little harder. By now the baby’s small hands and feet were grey.
“Help! Someone please help!” he screamed, looking around pleadingly. “My baby’s not breathing!”
The other passengers were frozen with shock. No one moved.

Heart wrenching, humorous and historically authentic, Dinner with Lisa incorporates the crucial issues of the depression: poverty, unemployment, drought and racism. In the midst of love and loyalty, trickery and despair, the ultimate message of the novel is one of hope and the courage to survive even the worst odds.


Louise: What a great excerpt! Do you plan all your characters out before you start a story or do they develop as you write?

Rod: I plan them out in advance, but they always evolve.

Louise: How much research do you do for your books? Have you found any cool tidbits in your research?

Rod: Since my novels have history in them, I tend to do a fair amount of research. My favorite way to research is go through newspapers of the time period (if they’re available!) and I always find really, really interesting things. A lot of these cool tidbits make it into my novels.

Louise: What is your writing process? Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants (Pantser) or a combination of both?

Rod: I do an outline, but like my characters, it always changes as I get to know the characters and find worse and worse situations to put them into (and get them out of!).

Louise: Do you write full time? What did you do before you became a writer or still do?

Rod: I have been lately. Before writing Dinner with Lisa I was the director of a laser vision correction clinic. A far cry from life as a writer!

Louise: Do you have a ritual when it comes to writing? Example….get coffee, blanket, paper, pen, laptop and a comfy place.

Rod: My son is about 2 ½ years old. About once a week my wife and I clip his fingernails while he sits at the computer. We’ll play a video for him so that he’s distracted. The fingernail clippers are always beside the computer and I find myself lining it up a certain way when I sit down to work each morning.

Louise: Describe a typical writing day for you.

Rod: I wish I could tell you something about my writing habits that would be memorable, but I don’t think I have any interesting habits. When I write I treat it like a job. I sit down in the morning and work. I have lunch and then I go back to work until my brain is mushy. Sometimes mushy brain strikes me at three in the afternoon, sometime it’s eight at night. I know I’ve had enough when I get a little dizzy and the words on the page start to swim. I might force myself to sit down in the morning, but I stop when my body tells me to. I’ve never looked at a blank page. If I get stuck with something I’m working on I know the story isn’t fully developed in my head and I leave it and work on a different part of the story until the scene is clear to me.

Louise: Please give us a sneak peek at your future books. What’s on the horizon?

Rod: I’ve got a couple of projects I’m working on. One is a children’s story inspired by my son, who hasn’t slept through the night since we brought him home from the hospital. You can see his picture on the home page of my website. The other project is a fictionalized account of one of the most famous people who ever lived. I’d like to tell you more, but I need potential readers to be intrigued enough to visit my website again. The job of a storyteller, after all, is to keep the reader interested!

Louise: What is your favorite genre to read and who is your favorite author?

Rod: I don’t have a favorite genre or author. However, I do have favorite books. To Kill a Mockingbird and The Grapes of Wrath are two of them. Both of these stories were of great influence on my latest novel, Dinner with Lisa.

Louise: Is there anything else you would like to tell the readers we have not touched on?

Rod: If you like historical fiction, particularly novels like The Grapes of Wrath then Dinner with Lisa is for you. If you’re a deep thinker and want to be inspired try The Impact of a Single Event.

Louise: Where can the readers learn more about you and find your books on the web?

Rod: I love to hear from readers so please feel free to send me an email if you have any questions. My author website is www.RLPrendergast.com and my email is rod@RLPrendergast.com. You can also find me on Facebook and I’ve also recently created a twitter account. I’m @RodPrendergast.
 
Louise: Rod, thank you for visiting with me today!

Readers, Rod is giving away an eBook of Dinner With Lisa to one lucky commenter! Let Rod know you stopped by, say hi or ask a question. 

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Monday, May 7, 2012

Don’t make rookie mistakes. Learn from an insider! Go Publish Yourself by Katie Salidas VBT Pit Stop May 7


Self-Publishing made simple. Get your polished novel ready for Kindle, Nook, or Print in thirty days or less.

Avoid the common stumbling blocks and get on the road to successful self-publishing. This handy dandy guide, filled with insider’s tips and tricks, will unscramble the world of self-publishing into simple, easy-to-follow steps. 

What’s in the book?
Common Misconceptions
The Business of Self-Publishing
Basic Costs & Budgeting
Publishing Formats: Epub, Kindle, Smashwords, & Print
Cover Art
Interior Layout
Pricing
Printing and Distribution
Marketing Basics: Platform Building, Book Signings, Blog Tours, etc.


And much more!

Don’t make rookie mistakes. Learn from an insider!
Katie Salidas is an author with several successful self-published titles. Each of her titles was created in the DIY (Do It Yourself) style, without the aid of author service companies. Through trial and error she has gained the knowhow to successfully publish print and ebooks. Go Publish Yourself! has that knowledge assembled into an easy-to-use format, packed with no-nonsense tips and quick and dirty tricks, so you can take your novel to the next level.

So, what are you waiting for? Go Publish Yourself!


Katie Salidas is a Super Woman! Endowed with special powers and abilities, beyond those of mortal women, She can get the munchkin off to gymnastics, cheerleading, Girl Scouts, and swim lessons.  She can put hot food on the table for dinner while assisting with homework, baths, and bedtime… And, She still finds the time to keep the hubby happy (nudge nudge wink wink). She can do all of this and still have time to write.
 And if you can believe all of those lies, there is some beautiful swamp land in Florida for sale…
Katie Salidas resides in Las Vegas, Nevada. Mother, wife, and author, she does try to do it all, often causing sleep deprivation and many nights passed out at the computer. Writing books is her passion, and she hopes that her passion will bring you hours of entertainment.


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Managing writing, marketing, & blogging with a new baby in the house.

Let’s just call this sleep deprivation 101.
I’m really not the one to ask because I have yet to figure out how to juggle working at home with a newborn. And as I am learning, trying to do it all with a newborn is tough. It’s funny, but I just posted a few days ago on Facebook that I haven’t written anything substantial since my boy was born. Blogging and marketing have taken up what little free time I have left. I just don’t have the brain power left to string together coherent sentences. I fear my next novel might read something like those “See Spot Run,” books. LoL.
But since I was asked to write about how I do (or don’t) make it work. Here’s a little insight into a day in the life of a Write at Home Mom.

My day goes a little something like this:
6:00 AM - Baby boy is up, but I’m not ready to start the day. We attempt to nurse in bed and sleep for a little bit longer.
7:00 AM – Alarm starts going off. I can’t ignore the call of the morning, though I really want to! Time to get The Girl up and ready for school, make breakfast, pack a lunch, feed The Boy again, and attempt to get dressed somewhere in between.
9:00 AM – The Girl is off to school, The Boy is starting to look like he might take a morning nap. Time to get some social networking done, and maybe throw in a load of laundry.
9:30 AM – Damn that nap was short. “C’mon baby, momma was just getting started. Oh well, let’s pull out the toys and play.”
12:00 PM – Grab a quick bite to eat while The Boy is sleeping next to me on his play mat. Yes, I regularly picnic on the living room floor next to my sleeping baby. Napping in a crib, in his own room… Nope, we’re not that cool. We sleep wherever he wants to sleep at this point.
12:30 PM – Really, only a half hour nap? Guess I’m not getting much done today. Oh well, more play time with the cute little baby. Hey let’s play “help mommy fold some laundry,” and Dance around the living room while sweeping the floor. I’m lucky if I get even the smallest amount of cleaning done. My house is such a mess. Let’s just say, I won’t be hosting any dinner parties anytime soon.
1:30 PM – Nap time. Quick! Grab the computer and answer some emails before The Boy wakes up again.
2:00 PM – The Boy is up again. I wonder if I put Baby Einstein on if I might get at least 30 more minutes of work done? Hmmmm. Probably not, but we’ll try.
2:30 PM – I think I’m more glued to the TV than The Boy. There is something hypnotic about those darn movies! Let’s play it again.
3:00 PM – Where did the time go? Let’s pack up in the stroller and walk to get The Girl from school.
9:00 PM -  Dinner, dishes, homework, bath, and bedtime are all done. Both of the munchkins are sleeping. I really want to lay down too, but I know I should do something productive. Do I dare attempt a shower, or jump right in and get some work and writing done?
12:00 AM – The Boy wakes up for a midnight snack.  I realize how fast time does fly, and after writing one blog post, I don’t feel like I’ve accomplished anything. I better get some sleep though, the night is fading away and I’ve got another full day ahead of me.
3:00 AM – Middle of the night baby wake up time… Mommy says “Just let me sleep 5 more minutes, baby.”
6:00 AM – The Boy is awake… Time to start a new day… “Where’s my coffee?”

It’s so funny how quickly the day disappears when a cute little baby occupies your day. That little smile and those squeaky giggles are worth getting behind on your work and enduring the sleepless nights. At some point though, work does need to get done. And I’m sure I’ll get to it eventually… Maybe when The Boy is in college. LoL!

You can find Go Publish Yourself and all of Katie's books on Amazon.
 


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Friday, May 4, 2012

Author Interview - David Grant VBT PIT Stop May 4: Blood: The New Red is his latest release


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BLOOD: The New Red
 Humor, Dark Comedy, Transgressive Literary Fiction


David S. Grant is the author of ten books including “Corporate Porn”, “Bleach|Blackout”, “Hollywood Ending”, and “Rock Stars”.  His latest novel, “Blood: The New Red”, is now available.  David lives and writes his weekly rock, travel, and NBA columns from New York City.  For more information go to http://www.davidsgrant.com  Twitter: @david_s_grant


Louise: David, welcome to my blog! I’m so excited you could join me for a chat. When did you first decide to submit your work to be published? Tell us what or who encouraged you to take this big step.

David: I have been writing for most of my life and writing books for the past ten. There is truth that the reward is in the writing of the book, but there’s something also to making it available to others. “Blood: The New Red” is the tenth book I’ve published and I consider myself very lucky to have outlets that want to publish my work. Silverthought Press has been a great support as well as my other publishers and online websites and magazines I write for.

Louise: Please tell us a little about your new release “Blood: The New Red” without giving too much of a spoiler away.

David: Blood: The new Red” begins at an after party where Mickey, and ex-adult movie star turned supermodel, is aligning himself with one of top Designers of Seventh Avenue.  While trying to land a job on the runway Mickey is thrown into the center of a scene where sex is often the motivation, the wine is served by year, and cocaine is back in full force.  Juanita, Mickey’s girlfriend is having difficulties staying sober, fully clothed, and off of her famous boyfriend.

Mickey goes to work for Fashion icon Paul Johnson, one of the two top Designers in NYC.  The other is Sandy Johnson, another Designer who will stop at nothing including murder to guarantee victory.  A runway exhibition has been scheduled for the two to compete in and find out who truly is the best Johnson.  Mickey will be Paul’s top model, and Sandy has found a homeless person nicknamed Kung Fu Master to show his line. 

Did you know that you can’t be sentenced to prison if actively seeking help at a mental facility?  Paul Johnson knows this.

Somewhere between the girls, counting Vicodin pills, and show preparation Mickey has grown a conscience and no longer likes what he sees.  He believes (and his psychiatrist agrees) that he has the power to change what’s happening around him.

Days before the show Kung Fu Master turns up dead and there is an attempt on Mickey’s life.  After a brief period of unconsciousness Mickey is back, is told that Juanita and brother Cheeks are now also dead and that he must continue with the show.  After all, what would Steven Tyler do?

In the end only one Johnson will walk away, although this is temporary as Mickey has the last word.

Right before he pops his last Vicodin.


Louise: Do you plan all your characters out before you start a story or do they develop as you write?

David: YES and YES! A little of both, I guess. In my latest book, Mickey is a character from my first published novel, Corporate Porn. Mickey was not the main character; however, I kept wondering what would happen if I brought him back and told the story from his point of view. SO, I brought Mickey back and he is the narrator in “Blood: The New Red.” 

I do have notes and an outline (more on this shortly) that reference both the character and story, but I also think it’s important to allow your characters to develop on their own.  Let the story go where it needs to go, maybe even you (the writer) will be surprised.  When this is the case (you the writer are surprised), you can pretty much guarantee the reader will be surprised.

Louise: How much research do you do for your books? Have you found any cool tidbits in your research?

David: (Pause) Well, let’s first establish that a lot of my writing mixes humor with dark undertones or subjects that may be considered taboo in other book genres. OK! So, not sure if “cool tidbits” would be qualify, but definitely “interesting.” Let’s say if there is a scene where a character is in the basement of an S&M club and is shooting heroin into their pinky toe. You know what…let’s just leave this one alone and assume my Google history is VERY incriminating.

Louise: What is your writing process? Do you outline, write by the seat of your pants (Pantser) or a combination of both?

David: Wow, writing by the seat of your pants is NOT the first thing that comes to mind when I hear “Pantser”, anyway…  I am a pretty organized writer.  I am always taking notes that I will use later in my books or columns. Once I have an idea for a book I will draft an outline that breaks out each chapter and has a summary of what may happen. I usually have a potential plot as well, though I rarely end up using it.  This is more of a crutch so I don’t get two chapters in and experience mind numbing anxiety because I’m unsure if I will have an ending.

Louise: Do you have a ritual when it comes to writing? Example….get coffee, blanket, paper, pen, laptop and a comfy place.

David: You just gave me an idea for a short story: A writer always writes with his stained flannel blanket draped over his lap. One day his apartment is robbed and the blanket is gone. The writer experiences writer’s block and begins drinking, and comedy ensues! I’ve digressed. No, I don’t have any rituals for writing.  Coffee is more of a life ritual for me. I use standard composition style notebooks for notes and outlines and my mini Dell computer to write. That’s pretty much it, unless you count tequila. 

Louise: Describe a typical writing day for you.

David: I do not have typical writing days. I have several columns and deadlines during the week so I have a list of priorities I focus on. I may write all of my columns in one night, or spread them out over the course of the week.  In between I work on short stories, novels, etc… I’m always referring back to notes I have taken throughout the day for ideas or to ensure I don’t miss something I want to include. A lot depends on motivation, time, and the amount of coffee intake. Actually, now that I think about it I believe coffee intake is the main driver.

Louise: Please give us a sneak peek at your future books. What’s on the horizon?

David: I continue to write pop culture articles (MancavePlaybabes.com), rock music articles (MetalUnderground.com, SleazeRoxx.com), travel narratives (TravelMag.co.uk), and an NBA column (ProBasketball-fans.com) on a weekly basis. I am also working on another novel titled The Devil Wears Black Leather as well as a couple non-fiction works centered on rock bands and fear and loathing travel.

Louise: What is your favorite genre to read and who is your favorite author?

David: I enjoy a lot of different fiction genres, mostly Transgressive and/or authors that are not afraid to just tell the damn story and have a sense of humor. Bret Easton Ellis, Hunter S. Thompson, and F. Scott Fitzgerald are a select few of the many authors I enjoy. Right NOW my favorite author is Charles Bukowski. I have been reading many of his short stories and am blown away by his approach and power of his prose.

Louise: Is there anything else you would like to tell the readers we have not touched on?

David: THANK YOU to all of those that have checked out “Blood: The New Red” and my writing. Feel free to reach out to me via email, Twitter, Cash Cab shout out, etc… anytime. For those that do reach out, I am known to give away freebies!

Louise: David, thank you for visiting with me today! Where can the readers learn more about you and find your books on the web?

David: Readers can fine me on the web at:

Silverthought Press: www.silverthought.com/blood/
David S. Grant: www.davidsgrant.com 
Twitter @david_s_grant
Blood: The New Red: www.bloodthenewred.com

And I'll giveaway a signed paperback copy of "Blood: The New Red" to one lucky commenter! 


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Excerpt:
When I approach, Paul gets up from his table and gives me a hug. “Welcome back, Mick. We’ve missed you.” I tell Paul great show and congratulations on the new line, then look at the table and see they are all drinking 1986 chardonnay and there’s a small mountain of cocaine in the center of the table. Paul looks at my cup and asks me if I need another coffee and I tell him I’m okay and then he proceeds to introduce me to the guests at his table, which include Lindsay Lohan, Jay Z, John Stamos, and four models I’ve never met but have bumped into during my previous job. One is a brunette with piercing blue eyes that I may have even shot a scene with but am not positive since I never saw much of her face. I pull out a pack of Camel non-filtered cigarettes and light one up. Paul asks me to join them. My manager agrees, so I grab a seat. The brunette tells me I look familiar, John Stamos says the same, and I grab a random razor from the ashtray and cut a line for myself.

Paul follows my lead, does a line and then lifts his head. There are still remnants of powder on his nose, but judging from his smile, he doesn’t care. “Mickey, I want you to be my feature model, and I want to use you for my next project. What do you say?”

No one has ever turned down an offer from Paul Johnson, one of the top two designers in New York City. I consider saying no, just to make history, but my manager doesn’t agree with this decision, so I put some cocaine on the razor blade and turn toward the brunette. On cue she lowers her dress, revealing her left nipple. I dump the coke onto the top of her left breast, move in, and snort it. She giggles and then says, “Now I remember you.”

I excuse myself from the table because my manager has me scheduled to bump into Sandy Johnson near the men’s restroom in three minutes. On my way to my spot, Dontay walks past and hands me a full coffee cup and slips me the number of John Stamos, “Just in case,” he says.

Sandy exits the bathroom with his fly unzipped, hand in hand with Stan, his boy toy for the night, laughing and then flagging down a waiter holding a sign: 2002. My manager has strategically placed me between Sandy and the waiter so Sandy notices me and walks over. “Mickey! My God, you look fabulous!” Sandy gives me half-hug and cups my buttocks, then mentions that he has heard a lot of rumors involving me and the porn industry. I just laugh and tell him there’s nothing wrong with franchising my body.

“Amen to that.” Sandy turns to Stan and tells him to fetch him a glass of 2002 because he needs to talk business. Sandy surveys the scene and leans in to me. “Fabulous, isn’t it?” I nod and then Sandy says, “Just murderous!”
Sandy moves next to me and puts his arm around my shoulder. “Did you see my show today?” It was great and congratulations I tell him but am cut off as he tries to say something, pauses, then finally says, “So I see you were talking with Paul.”

I take a drink of Johnnie Walker and then say, “Yeah, actually he just offered me a job.”

Sandy grabs his heart. “Oh, the betrayal! I think I’m going to faint.” Stan appears out of nowhere with a chair for Sandy to sit down in and hands him a glass of wine. Sandy takes a drink and agrees that it is indeed 2002 and this seems to settle him. “Mickey, baby, we go way back. Your first runway, I believe. Honey, you need to come work for me, not that…” Sandy flickers over toward Paul, “beast!”

My manager tells me that I need to step outside because Juanita, my girl, can’t get inside because she refuses to wear shoes and has just put out a joint on the bouncer’s arm.

I tell Sandy thank you, and he says he’ll be in touch. I lean into his ear and let him know his pants are unzipped and he says, “I know, it’s the new sign.”

I finish my cup of scotch and walk outside where Juanita is not only not wearing shoes but is also not wearing any pants, only a light purple Versace thong. The bouncer notices me and tells me that he doesn’t have a problem with the thong, but there’s a policy regarding the shoes. I let him know I understand and then buy a gram of cocaine off of him. I put Juanita in my limo and give her the gram to keep her busy. “I need to go inside and finish some business. I’ll be right back,” I tell her but she doesn’t hear a word, already ripping open the gram and cutting three lines. “Thanks baby!” I hear her yell as I shut the door.

Back inside, my manager wants me to be on the right side of the bar because the glow from the light accentuates my features best. I look over and see Paul Johnson telling a story that I’m guessing involves a Hollywood movie star, too much champagne, and no panties while he decides which two models he is going to take home tonight. On the other side, Sandy Johnson is whispering into the ear of Stan and undoubtedly outing many of the stars here tonight. Presently, in between sips of three-hundred-dollar glasses of wine, they are pointing at Andy Garcia and nodding.

My manager is noncommittal but pleased. We have accomplished our goal for the night. I glance over at Paul Johnson, then over at Sandy Johnson, the two kings, bitter rivals and not related. Simply known around the city as The Johnsons.

Walking out of the Grand, I look over at my limo. The window is rolled down and Juanita appears to have passed out. I walk over to my driver and tell him to take her home. As I turn back toward the club there is a TMZ camera in my face. “Mickey! Mickey! Who are you going with?” I light a Camel, remove my aviators, and look into the camera. “I’m going with Johnson! You can use that!” FLASH.

I go back to the doorway of the Grand (where I can hear “Mama Said Knock You Out” over the speakers), score another gram, stop off in the bathroom for a line, and then catch a cab to Lucky Sevens. In the cab the song “Suspicious Minds” by Elvis is playing. I cut a line and offer it up to the cab driver, who can’t snort it fast enough. I do a line and sit back, smiling.

Act like you’ve lived this moment a hundred times over. This is the forty-third secret on how to be famous.